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Who is Jeff

What’s up? Jeff here just wanted to introduce myself. Welcome to my site. The acronym stands for pretty damn funky– Nine. I just thought it was a unique way to talk about the craziness that goes on in my life.

First off you need to know that I work at a restaurant. You know what to do? Simply parked cars. That’s right. I work for the ballet there. It can be a pretty mind numbing job, But occasionally it pays well. Especially during the holidays. Restaurant I work at… I don’t want to mention any names, is upscale. It’s located in florida. That is about as close as I want to get to it.

But here’s the thing, it’s always interesting to see how people treat me. Figured I’d put this blog together so I can talk about some of the crazy things that go on. Yes, I admit it’s pretty damn funky at times.

I am tried to devise an understanding of what type of people drive what types of cars. I haven’t really been able to pinpoint it because there seems to be so many variables. In any case, I can tell you one thing people often don’t even see me. Do you know what I mean by that? In other words if they had to point me out in a crowd 10 minutes after they talk to me, they wouldn’t even know what I look like. They probably wouldn’t even know what race I am.

Yeah, I’m the guy with the handlebar mustache… Not!

I’m your typical guy. I grew up in a small town in the panhandle. I spend most of my summers fishing. Got a lot of sharks in my time. It gets kind of crazy up there sometimes. Outside of fishing there is really nothing to do. Well, if you don’t want to include drinking lots of beer and being stupid.

But, I have grown to appreciate those times. And now when I stand in front of my valet customers, I daydream about being back in that place. Sometimes it feels like what I do has absolutely no purpose. I mean really. I park cars for living. Occasionally I get to flirt with the hostesses, But otherwise I’m outside standing with a bunch of dudes waiting to see what the next cars going to be like hoping that the tips are better than the last.

That summarizes my evenings. During the day, I usually sleep in and I get a chance I watch a little bit of TV in the mornings. Occasionally I do read is well and I enjoy Reading personal growth books. Call me a geek. I’ve actually read psychology books. I guess I have a deep desire to understand what drives people and why they treat me the way they do when they show up with their aluminum machine wanting me to park for them.

Stick around on my blog and find out more info about what I am up to and what the night life of the valet is creating. Make sure that you take a moment and then check out my disclaimers page because I am aware that I have to be careful that I don’t publish too much information related to my customers. I don’t want to invade their privacy. Shit they’re usually just worry that I’m in a steel change from their ashtray. By the way there’re much bigger fish to fry than that. Wink!

My goal is to just tell my story. So grab a cup of coffee and stick around a while. Oh yeah and thanks for visiting my about me page.